If you read the topic title don’t get confused. It isn’t my birthday today or something. I just did this lousy test “What Age Do You Act?” [link] which had a lot of lousy questions so I expected the result to be shit as well. I honestly expected something like 12. For example just look at question #9:
The best rock band of all time is:
· Rock music gives you a headache and makes you cry
· Rock? You don't listen to rock. Try emo or rap.
· Guns N Roses
· The White Stripes
· The Rolling Stones

How about they all suck? "Paint it Black" is probably the only Rolling Stones song that is actually good. Guns N Roses... so I picked The White Stripes. They are kind of okay I guess...at least when I compare them to The Rolling Stones and Guns N Roses.
So my result:
You Are 20 Years Old

How impressive. I am indeed actually 20 years old. I would say the test was just lucky.
“You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.“

In other news I suggest watching this one: [link]
Now what program did they use there? It is by no means Photosmog.

If you enjoy throwing over and diarrhoea then food poisoning is totally your thing. I don’t enjoy it but sadly I caught it once again. I am feeling horrible since Friday the 8th of September. Diarrhoea and all that stuff. On Monday I was so weak I was sent to hospital by my doctor. My whole body was rather dried out and missing all kinds of liquids so I got connected to a drip. Anyways I finally got out yesterday which doesn’t mean I got rid of the bacteria which is a pre-level of salmonellae.

In other news I will turn 20th on the 20th of September.

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Date: Aug 29, 2006, 4:37:33 AM

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Does anybody remember John Striker? I always used to watch that one as a little kid. I just found it's web site and browsing it brings back a lot of old memories [link]

[link]

I am still barfing up ROFLS out of my nose. This is way better than the Ultimate Showdown. It's also a great spoof of Alt+F4 since Lowtax is doing Eric Bauman in this flash. And IF this flash wasn't funny enough you should just read the comments it got

"What is wrong with you? Please get help before submiting again. Godzilla and shaq is something I did not need to see. For the good of the portal work on your overly homosexual subjet matter before you try again. Next time do not submit something so distubing and retarded you can do better. That was odd and not welcome, simplely too much gay. At least add in some girls try at least to reach the target audence; which at newgrounds is 85% guys, Straight guys. This overly flamming and definitely unwelcomesubmission should be blammed for exceeding even what a gay man would call exceptable. ( I am not a homophobic- hate gay but your subbmission was over the top and frankly disgusting)"
roflsocks